This beast sits near the exit at my gym, behind the cardio equipment. Let me tell you, it is very, very appropriately named… If you can’t quite read the label in the middle, click the picture to zoom and you’ll know what I’m talking about. I looked up it’s specs just for giggles: 8 foot diameter, 1/2 hp motor, and despite its seemingly slow rotation of only 180 RPM it sure does move air by the bucketloads! This thing would be great to have along the wall in the living room! The kids let out a trouser cough? Kick on the b.a.f.! Daddy busts out a barking spider? Crank up the b.a.f.! Mommy wiggles out a one cheek sneak? Quick with that b.a.f.! The dog pushes out a butt bark? Max out the b.a.f pronto! And viola, instant nostril relief. This picture was hastily taken on my wimpy little droid x as I left the gym.