What we have here in this photo is a demonstration of premature ejaculation. I didn’t fondle it much, seconds at best really, yet this little guy had already bust his nut, and gone soft, before I cut him open. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, plenty of avocados suffer this same fate on a regular basis. Perhaps it was simply caught off guard, flustered by my firm grip, and therefore had no time nor mental willpower to think about baseball. Fortunately for me, and I suppose unfortunately for him, he was still quite tasty. He (and his friends) made a novel addition to our 7 layer dip, and nobody complained about seedy tasting guacamole. Thanks to his tasty nature, his inability to perform went completely unnoticed. This photo was taken with my Nikon D80, and 60mm macro lens, with the flash bounced off the kitchen’s window blinds, on camera right.