Do you want some cheese with your wine? What’s that got to do with the price of rice in China? Depending on which way the wind is blowing. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. That puts a fly in the ointment. Don’t cry over spilled milk. A penny for your thoughts. A picture is worth a thousand words. Ahh, yes, that last one, that’s the one I was looking for!
Know any other funny idioms? Post them in the comments.